Saturday, June 30, 2007

to end this for once and for all..*

Please note: This post has few words, which are "abusive" to some and not to some. Everything written here is in gud humour.

A lot of these days i run into women who are proud self proclaimed feminists. Feminism is as useless/negative/pointless a term as male chauvenist pig. Feminism is a figment of extremely ambitious imagination of some marketing wizards. Most women keep saying how they are :- equal to men (then why is there an NBA and a WNBA ?) as good as men ( so men stil remain the benchmark ? why ?) for me "feminism" would ideally be a mix of freedom and enabling. But what most women think is that feminism is some gateway to a secret society where women bash men and root for "girl power". girl power ?? are you kidding me. Girl power is nothing but just another way to sell stuff to stupid girls. Do you really expect a group of women to fight for feminism or demonstrate girl power ?? women, creatures who have no sense of cameradrie (bar a few). Before an hour is through they'd be bitching, and cat fighting, and gossiping and fighting for control or at best they'd put up a good show and later they will bitch fight and gossip in private. You really think that these people can stand for feminism or girl power. My ass. So the point is that women aren't better than men, women are as good as men in certain respects, yes !. So shut the fuck up with the whole feminism issue.


Does this mean that men are superior. No. Men have their own problems. Fragile ego's. Immaturity etc etc. But at least they don't go around propaganding on some stupid issue. Look at it logically, Doesn't it make sense. Where women keep riligiously proclaiming about female superiority, most men i find are just making silly jokes about male superiority over a beer. Now i also want to say that issues like better treament of muslim women/ women in third world countries is a diffrent issue all together. That's not feminism. that's humanism. So all these superficial women proclaiming that they demand better treatment of muslim women are chuts. I would want better treatment of all humans in not so favourable conditions. Wouldn't you ? wat the fuck is so feminism-ist about it ? bottomline is that men are better in certain ways. We lift heavy things, we manage stupid feats to win over girls and we can drink more alchohol and oh yeah pee standing up. Women have their own specialities. they can have multiple orgasms, they are smarter when it comes to relationships, they live longer and have babies. i believe that as long as classifying and hue and cry about issues like Feminism and Male chauvenism (proud insecurity) Exists, we can't have harmony. Really do you really need pride and debates about superiority in a relationship ?? think about this. If you think that i am bashing women, then screw you. If you are a "feminist", go die ! if you are a "male chavenist pig", Stop grinning you are no better off.


P.s. the fact that if this was written using big "philosophical" words instead of the street language this would make oh so much sense to the psuedo intellects, amuses me to no end.

*Courtesy: http://offalltheginjoints.blogspot.com/ - Few words edited

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Is 30 Too Old To Be A Web Visionary?*

Ah, your Twenties – when your invincibility nearly reaches the heights of your arrogance. How I miss them, when I was certain any moment Oprah would call to recognize my brilliance, and my bedroom had a revolving door.

I'm 30 now, so I remember my Twenties well, dead as they are. We say "turning" 30 because that's what is: turning some crazy corner in life. I'm slower, fatter, and my knees and stomach don't work like they used to. The music's getting too loud. I like four-door cars and watching the news.

But I'm not dumber, or less in-tune with things, or limited in creativity. In fact, I'd say I'm better than I used to be at everything except jumping. That's not arrogance. That's confidence. I'm smarter, more experienced, less apt to be impulsive and have learned more about how the world works.

I'm responsible, mostly because now other people rely on me, rather than just me relying on myself.

The preceding speech is inspired by a recent blogospheric spat that came to a head over the weekend, pitting old against young – a classic battle, really, an "age-old," if you'll forgive the pun, tale spanning back even to the Old Testament, where conscientious older observers look back and laugh at the ignorance and capriciousness of their youth, and laugh harder as they watch the once-immortal turn 30.

With Thirty comes the epiphany: I really don't know everything. I'm just really good at blowin' smoke.

The debate begins with venture capitalist blogger Fred Wilson, who suggested in a multi-part series that web services entrepreneurs over 30 are becoming obsolete. He writes:

I really don't want to be the guy who made it harder for anyone older than 30 to get funded in the web services market.

But I've been thinking about all the young entrepreneurs we are seeing walk through our offices. I've been thinking about Mark Zuckerberg, Rob Kalin, all the ycombinator entrepreneurs, and the 15 year olds who are hacking up facebook apps. You can't ignore it. There is something fundamental and important going on….

Who is developing this "clearer idea"? Who is developing the set of "design patterns"? It's the younger generation. And its important to understand why.

It is incredibly hard to think of new paradigms when you've grown up reading the newspaper every morning. When you turn to TV for your entertainment. When you read magazines on the train home from work.


Though he made a few concessions later, them's, apparently, fightin' words. Dave Winer, Original Blogger that he is, was quick to put school in session.

"I've been a net native since before I was 20," he writes. "Yes, I read newspapers growing up, but I also blogged before it was called blogging, and created a lot of the technology that the kids are developing now. Yet I've had arrogant idiotic asshole kids tell me I don't understand the net."

Heh. He used the "A" word.

Steve Hodson, aka codenut, takes the curmudgeon profanity to a new level, on par with Mr. Greenlawn's raspy command to STAY OUTTA MY YARD:

To Fred - kiss my ass. Just because I have gray hair, fathered a couple of kids, been divorced more than once - you know … that thing call Real Life … doesn’t make me or any of my generation any less of a potential to shift more than an occasional paradigm.

Who the hell do you think invented the net you duffus - it was us gray haired old farts when you were probably still in pampers…[obligatory reference to Berners Lee and Cerf]

You talk about the 20 something’s being the true harbingers of paradigm shifts. Crap. They wouldn’t know a paradigm shift if it slapped them in the face.


If you're not on the floor laughing now, then you've got no sense of humor whatsoever. Just awesome, Steve.

Wilson wasn't out there on his own though. There are two sides to this, as usual. A surprising supporter is Don Dodge, Director of Business Development for Microsoft's Emerging Business Team and most certainly not in his Twenties. The same way Hodson cites Winer and Kahn, Dodge reminds us of Jobs, Gates, Brin and Page, all in their Twenties when they changed the world:

Young people have vision for what is possible, and are not blinded by "knowledge" of what is not possible….Older, more experienced people ( I am an old guy) are typically better at taking a startup idea and building it into a business. Older people are great at understanding the potential of "paradigm shifts", but not great at seeing them beforehand.

Indeed, they do seem to need each other most of the time. Brin and Page needed Eric Schmidt. Skywalker needed Obi-Wan Kenobi.

But let's get back to the arrogant a-holes, that was more fun. Marcus Frind, founder of PlentyOfFish.com (featured on the Today show this morning, it just so happens) takes a harder line on the issue, with a very "modern" view on spelling, capitalization, and punctuation:

I agree with fred, older people dont’ invent stuff, they tend to take other peoples ideas and improve on them and use their connections/knowledge/money to get credit for it….

People over 30 tend to go out and look for emerging patterns to predict the future but don’t really understand it. Free dating never worked before I came along,


Wow. And girls can't play baseball, I guess, just like Asians can't drive and all Kentuckians are toothless, shoeless hillbillies. Nice. Just make sure you keep the pigeon in the hole; he's unruly when he gets out.

*Courtesy: Jason Lee Miller @ http://www.webpronews.com/

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Life lessons from Narayana Murthy*

N R Narayana Murthy, chief mentor and chairman of the board, Infosys Technologies, delivered a pre-commencement lecture at the New York University (Stern School of Business) on May 9. It is a scintillating speech, Murthy speaks about the lessons he learnt from his life and career. We present it for our readers:

Dean Cooley, faculty, staff, distinguished guests, and, most importantly, the graduating class of 2007, it is a great privilege to speak at your commencement ceremonies.


I thank Dean Cooley and Prof Marti Subrahmanyam for their kind invitation. I am exhilarated to be part of such a joyous occasion. Congratulations to you, the class of 2007, on completing an important milestone in your life journey.


After some thought, I have decided to share with you some of my life lessons. I learned these lessons in the context of my early career struggles, a life lived under the influence of sometimes unplanned events which were the crucibles that tempered my character and reshaped my future.


I would like first to share some of these key life events with you, in the hope that these may help you understand my struggles and how chance events and unplanned encounters with influential persons shaped my life and career.


Later, I will share the deeper life lessons that I have learned. My sincere hope is that this sharing will help you see your own trials and tribulations for the hidden blessings they can be.


The first event occurred when I was a graduate student in Control Theory at IIT, Kanpur, in India. At breakfast on a bright Sunday morning in 1968, I had a chance encounter with a famous computer scientist on sabbatical from a well-known US university.


He was discussing exciting new developments in the field of computer science with a large group of students and how such developments would alter our future. He was articulate, passionate and quite convincing. I was hooked. I went straight from breakfast to the library, read four or five papers he had suggested, and left the library determined to study computer science.


Friends, when I look back today at that pivotal meeting, I marvel at how one role model can alter for the better the future of a young student. This experience taught me that valuable advice can sometimes come from an unexpected source, and chance events can sometimes open new doors.


The next event that left an indelible mark on me occurred in 1974. The location: Nis, a border town between former Yugoslavia, now Serbia, and Bulgaria. I was hitchhiking from Paris back to Mysore, India, my home town.


By the time a kind driver dropped me at Nis railway station at 9 p.m. on a Saturday night, the restaurant was closed. So was the bank the next morning, and I could not eat because I had no local money. I slept on the railway platform until 8.30 pm in the night when the Sofia Express pulled in.


The only passengers in my compartment were a girl and a boy. I struck a conversation in French with the young girl. She talked about the travails of living in an iron curtain country, until we were roughly interrupted by some policemen who, I later gathered, were summoned by the young man who thought we were criticising the communist government of Bulgaria.


The girl was led away; my backpack and sleeping bag were confiscated. I was dragged along the platform into a small 8x8 foot room with a cold stone floor and a hole in one corner by way of toilet facilities. I was held in that bitterly cold room without food or water for over 72 hours.


I had lost all hope of ever seeing the outside world again, when the door opened. I was again dragged out unceremoniously, locked up in the guard's compartment on a departing freight train and told that I would be released 20 hours later upon reaching Istanbul. The guard's final words still ring in my ears -- "You are from a friendly country called India and that is why we are letting you go!"


The journey to Istanbul was lonely, and I was starving. This long, lonely, cold journey forced me to deeply rethink my convictions about Communism. Early on a dark Thursday morning, after being hungry for 108 hours, I was purged of any last vestiges of affinity for the Left.


I concluded that entrepreneurship, resulting in large-scale job creation, was the only viable mechanism for eradicating poverty in societies.


Deep in my heart, I always thank the Bulgarian guards for transforming me from a confused Leftist into a determined, compassionate capitalist! Inevitably, this sequence of events led to the eventual founding of Infosys in 1981.


While these first two events were rather fortuitous, the next two, both concerning the Infosys journey, were more planned and profoundly influenced my career trajectory.


On a chilly Saturday morning in winter 1990, five of the seven founders of Infosys met in our small office in a leafy Bangalore suburb. The decision at hand was the possible sale of Infosys for the enticing sum of $1 million. After nine years of toil in the then business-unfriendly India, we were quite happy at the prospect of seeing at least some money.


I let my younger colleagues talk about their future plans. Discussions about the travails of our journey thus far and our future challenges went on for about four hours. I had not yet spoken a word.


Finally, it was my turn. I spoke about our journey from a small Mumbai apartment in 1981 that had been beset with many challenges, but also of how I believed we were at the darkest hour before the dawn. I then took an audacious step. If they were all bent upon selling the company, I said, I would buy out all my colleagues, though I did not have a cent in my pocket.


There was a stunned silence in the room. My colleagues wondered aloud about my foolhardiness. But I remained silent. However, after an hour of my arguments, my colleagues changed their minds to my way of thinking. I urged them that if we wanted to create a great company, we should be optimistic and confident. They have more than lived up to their promise of that day.


In the seventeen years since that day, Infosys has grown to revenues in excess of $3.0 billion, a net income of more than $800 million and a market capitalisation of more than $28 billion, 28,000 times richer than the offer of $1 million on that day.


In the process, Infosys has created more than 70,000 well-paying jobs, 2,000-plus dollar-millionaires and 20,000-plus rupee millionaires.


A final story: On a hot summer morning in 1995, a Fortune-10 corporation had sequestered all their Indian software vendors, including Infosys, in different rooms at the Taj Residency hotel in Bangalore so that the vendors could not communicate with one another. This customer's propensity for tough negotiations was well-known. Our team was very nervous.


First of all, with revenues of only around $5 million, we were minnows compared to the customer.


Second, this customer contributed fully 25% of our revenues. The loss of this business would potentially devastate our recently-listed company.


Third, the customer's negotiation style was very aggressive. The customer team would go from room to room, get the best terms out of each vendor and then pit one vendor against the other. This went on for several rounds. Our various arguments why a fair price -- one that allowed us to invest in good people, R&D, infrastructure, technology and training -- was actually in their interest failed to cut any ice with the customer.


By 5 p.m. on the last day, we had to make a decision right on the spot whether to accept the customer's terms or to walk out.


All eyes were on me as I mulled over the decision. I closed my eyes, and reflected upon our journey until then. Through many a tough call, we had always thought about the long-term interests of Infosys. I communicated clearly to the customer team that we could not accept their terms, since it could well lead us to letting them down later. But I promised a smooth, professional transition to a vendor of customer's choice.


This was a turning point for Infosys.


Subsequently, we created a Risk Mitigation Council which ensured that we would never again depend too much on any one client, technology, country, application area or key employee. The crisis was a blessing in disguise. Today, Infosys has a sound de-risking strategy that has stabilised its revenues and profits.


I want to share with you, next, the life lessons these events have taught me.


1. I will begin with the importance of learning from experience. It is less important, I believe, where you start. It is more important how and what you learn. If the quality of the learning is high, the development gradient is steep, and, given time, you can find yourself in a previously unattainable place. I believe the Infosys story is living proof of this.


Learning from experience, however, can be complicated. It can be much more difficult to learn from success than from failure. If we fail, we think carefully about the precise cause. Success can indiscriminately reinforce all our prior actions.


2. A second theme concerns the power of chance events. As I think across a wide variety of settings in my life, I am struck by the incredible role played by the interplay of chance events with intentional choices. While the turning points themselves are indeed often fortuitous, how we respond to them is anything but so. It is this very quality of how we respond systematically to chance events that is crucial.


3. Of course, the mindset one works with is also quite critical. As recent work by the psychologist, Carol Dweck, has shown, it matters greatly whether one believes in ability as inherent or that it can be developed. Put simply, the former view, a fixed mindset, creates a tendency to avoid challenges, to ignore useful negative feedback and leads such people to plateau early and not achieve their full potential.


The latter view, a growth mindset, leads to a tendency to embrace challenges, to learn from criticism and such people reach ever higher levels of achievement (Krakovsky, 2007: page 48).


4. The fourth theme is a cornerstone of the Indian spiritual tradition: self-knowledge. Indeed, the highest form of knowledge, it is said, is self-knowledge. I believe this greater awareness and knowledge of oneself is what ultimately helps develop a more grounded belief in oneself, courage, determination, and, above all, humility, all qualities which enable one to wear one's success with dignity and grace.


Based on my life experiences, I can assert that it is this belief in learning from experience, a growth mindset, the power of chance events, and self-reflection that have helped me grow to the present.


Back in the 1960s, the odds of my being in front of you today would have been zero. Yet here I stand before you! With every successive step, the odds kept changing in my favour, and it is these life lessons that made all the difference.


My young friends, I would like to end with some words of advice. Do you believe that your future is pre-ordained, and is already set? Or, do you believe that your future is yet to be written and that it will depend upon the sometimes fortuitous events?


Do you believe that these events can provide turning points to which you will respond with your energy and enthusiasm? Do you believe that you will learn from these events and that you will reflect on your setbacks? Do you believe that you will examine your successes with even greater care?


I hope you believe that the future will be shaped by several turning points with great learning opportunities. In fact, this is the path I have walked to much advantage.


A final word: When, one day, you have made your mark on the world, remember that, in the ultimate analysis, we are all mere temporary custodians of the wealth we generate, whether it be financial, intellectual, or emotional. The best use of all your wealth is to share it with those less fortunate.


believe that we have all at some time eaten the fruit from trees that we did not plant. In the fullness of time, when it is our turn to give, it behooves us in turn to plant gardens that we may never eat the fruit of, which will largely benefit generations to come. I believe this is our sacred responsibility, one that I hope you will shoulder in time.


Thank you for your patience. Go forth and embrace your future with open arms, and pursue enthusiastically your own life journey of discovery!


*Courtesy: http://ww.rediff.com

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

You think?*

What is it about life that makes some people ponder and think so much while others are able to live it up to the max? Ever wonder (well I guess that would make you a thinker now wouldn't it?) how different people can be?

It really is amazing this world we live in with so much variety even in the people you meet and associate with day in and day out. Variety is the spice of life they say! But coming back to my original question....why is it that some people are able to take life so much more easily than others?

I'm one of those "thinkers" (if you will) and I never understood how people worked otherwise.....although as they say the grass is always greener on the other side.....I definitely want to explore that side! How does one go from being the carefree kid they once were to someone whose every step and word is well thought-out? Is that what you call maturity? If so maybe I could do without some! Oh what I would give to get those days back when I didn't think so much but even as I write this I'm thinking! It's like a web I spun around myself and can't get out of. What is a girl to do to get out of that web of thought? Maybe thinking about thinking too much is the first step to stop thinking.....just thinking aloud here...(did that confuse you as much as it did me?).
Well there you go folks....I officially thought this out too much.....I guess I'll always be that "thinker".....what do you think?


*Courtesy: Smitha Vellanky, http://in.msn.com

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What more? A scapegoat*

Okay, this is purely fiction. But why let facts get in the way when the only language that Indian cricket understands is true lies?


The first casualty of any crisis is the truth. And the truth is that every crisis has a scapegoat. Find the scapegoat and you defuse the crisis. Since the TV in the corner is yet to break the news, one can only imagine that the grapevine has been sluggish this morning. So here it is then, exclusively for you: Dav Whatmore is the scapegoat in Coachgate.


By the time you finish reading this, you are bound to feel exclusive. As the scapegoat, Dav Whatmore already feels exclusive. Here is an exclusive piece not penned by him.


Dear Indian cricket fans,


If I were handed over the reins of the BCCI (which infers the organisation has reins, something I'm not always convinced about), and asked to sort out Coachgate, what would be my course of action? Well, after my recent experience with the BCCI in Bangladesh, what else but a series of secret interviews!


Dav Whatmore: You have a finger on the pulse of Indian cricket. Where is it headed?


Greg Chappell: Can I use my middle finger to answer that question?


Dav Whatmore: Sure, mate. Just make sure it's pointing upwards and towards the office-bearers of the BCCI.


Dav Whatmore: Please repeat this as fast as you can: Chandu ke chacha ne Chandu ki chachi ko Chandni Chowk mein chandi ke chammach se chutney chatai.


N Srinivasan: That's good news. There will certainly be no embarrassment now. If 72-year-old Chandu (Borde) refuses to become interim cricket manager, his 102-year-old chacha seems to be just the man for the job. And chachi can go to Ireland and England too, with their chutney bottles.


Dav Whatmore: Is making money the only thing on the BCCI's mind?


Lalit Modi: No, we also plan to make chutney now. Thanks to me, ever since the BCCI was reborn with a chandi ki chammach in its mouth, it has become our right to sell exclusive marketing, media, TV rights etc to this chutney that Chandu's chacha feeds his chachi.


Dav Whatmore: Subsequent to the candidate you recommended, Graham Ford, showing his backside to the offer, when do you think India's hunt for a coach will end?


Rahul Dravid: The processes are in place, the results will follow.


Dav Whatmore: Would you elaborate?


Rahul Dravid: Yes. The processes are in place, the results will follow.


Dav Whatmore: What was it like to be a dummy candidate for the coach's job?


John Emburey: I'm no dummy! It gets awfully cold for us middle-sex folks back home and the BCCI provided me with an all-expenses-paid trip to sunny Chennai for no rhyme or reason. Who's the dummy then?


Dav Whatmore: Who is the captain of the Indian cricket team?


Chandu Borde: You see, I was pleasantly surprised when the board made me manager. But you know, I have the experience to do this job.


Dav Whatmore: Who is the captain of the Indian cricket team?


Chandu Borde: You know, Gaurav Ganguly was a good captain. But the young man who has succeeded him, David, is equally good. You know, I also have experience at forgetting names


Dav Whatmore: This team has a cricket manager, batting coach, bowling coach, fielding coach, assistant coach, physiotherapist, analyst, bio-mechanist. How exactly will a coach contribute?


Sharad Pawar: The issue will be taken up at the next BCCI meeting, which will be convened as per my convenience and everybody's inconvenience. Since I am normally free to attend presentations made by prospective coaches and support staff only after 8:30 pm, you can say that I always sleep over the BCCI's problems


Dav Whatmore: Did you always plan to say 'no' to the BCCI?


Graham Ford: Yes. As N Srinivasan has repeatedly pointed out, it was always a question of 'when' and not 'if'. But I would like to state that I am honoured by the BCCI's offer to me to embarrass it. You never say never to such an offer.


Unfortunately, Niranjan Shah could not be interviewed as he was rushed to hospital with what turned out to be a severe case of foot-in-mouth. Doctors ascribed the condition to the excessive use of the term 'leading candidate' by Shah after his recent visit to Bangladesh, and treated the condition by surgically sewing his mouth shut, a move which has won wide acclaim from the entire cricketing world.


As you can see, no harm has been done. This Coachgate thing was always waiting to happen, but this too shall pass. After all, studies have shown that the only creatures that would survive a global nuclear war would be cockroaches and Indian cricket administrators. And so, in the best traditions of the BCCI, I am the leading candidate to be the scapegoat for whatever has happened.


And no, I don't see any justification in the view that Indian cricket has gone to the dogs, although I do acknowledge and appreciate the nutritional value that such cash-fed ineptitude would provide in such an instance.


Yours sincerely? Thanks, but no thanks.


Dav Whatmore



*Courtesy: Siddhartha Mishra, http://cricket.indiatimes.com

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Monday, June 11, 2007

SantaBanta* Once More

SMS Zone:

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Understand...?!?

Graffito:

Good Morning is a contradiction in terms.

*Courtesy: www.SantaBanta.com

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Few Good Thoughts!*

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

*Courtesy: http://www.chillx.com

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